Reading Material for Tailgaters and Other Idiots

Of course, if they could read, maybe they wouldn't be following so close...

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BS113 - CAUTION! Trigger-happy Klingon on Tactical!
BS115 - If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you!
BS123 - Nice front bumper you've got there. Shame if something happened to it....
BS209 - Drive defensively. Buy a tank.
BS288 - Hang Up and Drive!
BS323 - If you get any closer, you'd better have a condom
BS364 - Forget world peace, visualize using your &+%?*$! Turn signals!
BS388 - Witch Wagon - Tailgaters will be Toad
BS397 - Wizard Wagon - Tailgaters will be toad
BS398 - Objects in mirror may have flunked driver ed
BS409 - GO AHEAD, HONK If I can hear you, you're in range
BS410 - Driver carries no more than $20 worth of ammunition
BS454 - Please don't honk - Driver may go Postal if awakened
BS465 - I'm not lost, I'm exploring!
BS499 - Jesus loves you. I don't. Now, BACK OFF!
BS531 - Is that how they drive on your planet?
BS536 - Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaler educatus et nimim propinquus ades! [translation: If you can read this bumper sticker, you are both very well educated and much too close! (in Latin)]
BS541 - Are you making an appointment with St. Peter on that cell phone?
BS549 - On the Road or On the Phone -- PICK ONE!
BS574 - A parking lot is not the place to "think outside the box"!

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