>You are Dork.
>You are likely to be eaten by a Grue.
>You are Dork.
>You are likely to be eaten by a Grue.
If that doesn't make much sense to you, here's a little background. In the early days of personal computers, there was a text-based adventure game called Zork. In that game, there was a section in which, if you made certain mistakes, you would find yourself presented with the admontion "It is dark. You are likely to be eaten by a Grue." This became a somewhat iconic experience for many users of that era, and our shirt recalls it with a slight variation. Trust us, you had to be there to really appreciate it fully.
The design is approximately 10.5 by 1.0 inches.
Sizes available: S through 5X
Color: Black shirt with white imprint.
Please Note: The "Buy Now" buttons are for US destinations ONLY.
For shipping to points outside the United States, please email us with your destination information so that we can provide the correct rate.
If you need multiple shirts shipped to a US destination, and you're in a hurry, you can place a multi-shirt order using the buttons below; just go through the individual-shirt process for each shirt you want and we'll refund the overage when we ship the shirts.
Pricing:
 | Small: $19 +$4.80 shipping |
| | Medium: $19 +$4.80 shipping |
| | Large: $19 +$4.80 shipping |
| | X-Large: $19 +$4.80 shipping |
| | 2X: $21 +$4.80 shipping |
| | 3X: $22 +$4.80 shipping |
| | 4X: $23 +$4.80 shipping |
| | 5X: $24 +$4.80 shipping |
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