Item TSHIRT-035

Come to the Dark Side. We have chocolate!

We Know What You Really Want.
An esteemed competitor has been selling a shirt which makes a different offer; theirs states "We have cookies". That seems a trifling inducement; those who truly comprehend the Force understand that, at the very least, it requires something with the seductiveness of chocolate to lure the devoted initiate onto the path of darkness. Dark, after all, is also the most powerful form of the confection[1].
The design is approximately 10.7 inches by 6.6 inches, in tan ink on a black or dark brown shirt.

Sizes available: S through 6X
Color: Black or dark brown with tan imprint.
Please Note: The "Buy Now" buttons are for US destinations ONLY; for shipping to points outside the United States, or for multiple shirts, please email for the correct rate. If you're in a hurry, you can place a multi-shirt order using the buttons below; just go through the individual-shirt process for each shirt you want and we'll refund the overage when we ship the shirts.
Pricing:

order Black	order Dark Brown
		Small: $19 +$4.80 shipping
		Medium: $19 +$4.80 shipping
		Large: $19 +$4.80 shipping
		X-Large: $19 +$4.80 shipping
		2X: $21 +$4.80 shipping
		3X: $22 +$4.80 shipping
		4X: $23 +$4.80 shipping
		5X: $24 +$4.80 shipping

Orders for addresses in Texas are subject to sales tax.

[1] Admission for those outside North America: Once again, the subtle differences between American, British, and the other forms of English come into play here. In the US market (and presumably much if not all of Canada), "dark" chocolate is the stuff with no milk in the ingredients. In other markets, this is often just called "plain", and may in fact be no darker in its actual hue than milk chocolate. The references to "dark" chocolate above are thus something of an Americanism...however, since the subject matter being parodied is also distinctly American (for all that it's supposedly set in a different galaxy), it seems appropriate to base the omments on the American cultural understanding of chocolate. (Frankly, here at Instant Attitudes, we've come to be particularly fond of a Colombian brand, Santander, which we feel is as close to perfect as one can approach. Your opinion may vary.)

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