Decaf is the mind-killer...
Decaf is the mind-killer...
The shirt illustrated is size L
For years, one of our competitors has been selling a shirt whose inscription begins with "It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion...", which was inspired by the Mentat mantra from the David Lynch adaptation of Frank Herbert's Dune. We've been openly envious of it for all that time...and then, in January 2005, inspiration struck; the Bene Gesserit mantra from the novel (also known as "The Litany Against Fear") could be reworked as The Litany Against Decaf. The result is what you see above. We like to call it the Bene Cafferit mantra. For those using a graphics-impaired interface, the full text of the inscription is:
| I will not brew Decaf. |
| Decaf is the mind-killer. |
| Decaf brings the little sleep |
| that leads to total oblivion. |
| I will embrace my caffeine. |
| I will brew my beverages and |
| let them flow through me, |
| and when they are gone, |
| I will remain...alert. |
Sizes available: S through 5X
Colors: Dark brown or black shirt with tan imprint; 4X and 5X in black with tan imprint only.
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Pricing:
| order Black | order Dark Brown | |
 | | Small: $19 +$4.80 shipping |
| | | Medium: $19 +$4.80 shipping |
| | | Large: $19 +$4.80 shipping |
| | | X-Large: $19 +$4.80 shipping |
| | | 2X: $21 +$4.80 shipping |
| | | 3X: $22 +$4.80 shipping |
| | 4X: $23 | |
| | 5X: $24 +$4.80 shipping |
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