One really obvious use of a certain Jedi mind trick; "You don't need to look at my chest. These aren't the breasts you're looking for. Move along." The shirt illustrated is size M. We also have this shirt available in two additional styles; V-neck "Baby Doll" tees, and spaghetti-strap tops. They go for $2 more than the regular t-shirts, and are not available in sizes larger than 2X; email for details and pricing. (We'll get them listed on the website sooner or later...)
T-shirt sizes available: S through 5X
Color: Black with white imprint.
Please Note: The "Buy Now" buttons are for US destinations ONLY.
For shipping to points outside the United States, please email us with your destination information so that we can provide the correct rate.
If you need multiple shirts shipped to a US destination, and you're in a hurry, you can place a multi-shirt order using the buttons below; just go through the individual-shirt process for each shirt you want and we'll refund the overage when we ship the shirts.
Pricing:
 | Small: $19 +$4.80 shipping |
| | Medium: $19 +$4.80 shipping |
| | Large: $19 +$4.80 shipping |
| | X-Large: $19 +$4.80 shipping |
| | 2X: $21 +$4.80 shipping |
| | 3X: $22 +$4.80 shipping |
| | 4X: $23 +$4.80 shipping |
| | 5X: $24 +$4.80 shipping |
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