Item TSHIRT-002

You don't need to look at my chest. These aren't the breasts you're looking for. Move along

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One really obvious use of a certain Jedi mind trick; "You don't need to look at my chest. These aren't the breasts you're looking for. Move along." The shirt illustrated is size M. We also have this shirt available in a trim-fit ladies' cut shirt; sizing informaion is here. They go for $2 more than the regular t-shirts, and are not available in sizes larger than 2X; the ordering buttons for those are below the ones for the T-shirt version. Sizing runs MUCH smaller than on the regular tees; check the ladies' cut size chart.

Regular T-shirt sizes available: S through 5X; Misses' shirts in S through XXL
Color: Black with white imprint.
Please Note: The buttons are for US destinations ONLY.

For shipping to points outside the United States, please email us with your country and the design and size of shirt required so that we can provide the correct rate.

Click Here to order Small: $19
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Click Here to order Medium: $19
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Click Here to order Large: $19
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Click Here to order X-Large: $19
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Click Here to order 2X: $21
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Click Here to order 3X: $22
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Click Here to order 4X: $23
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Click Here to order 5X: $24
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Orders for addresses in Texas are subject to sales tax.


Misses' Cut sizes available: S through 2X
Color: Black with white imprint. Sizing runs MUCH smaller on these; they're printed on American Apparel 2102 shirts (or equivalent, when our local warehouse is out of the AA product), which are intended to fit very snug. The size chart is here.

The buttons below are for the MISSES' CUT version.
Click Here to order Small: $21
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Click Here to order Medium: $21
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Click Here to order Large: $21
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Click Here to order X-Large: $21
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Click Here to order 2X: $23
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Orders for addresses in Texas are subject to sales tax.

Click here for email and regular mail ordering instructions, and for product information.

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