Instant Attitudes T-Shirts


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Most of our shirts are available in sizes S,M,L,XL,XXL, XXXL, XXXXL and XXXXXL. (Yes, there are five Xs in that size. A few are in stock in 6X as well.) Some can also be had on trim-fitting ladies' cut shirts; those are generally noted on the individual shirt pages. Black shirts in sizes XL, XXL and XXXL can also be had in Tall lengths for an additional $3; email us if you want one of those, as they are a special-order item. Sorry, no "kid size" shirts. Unless otherwise indicated, the price (before shipping charges) is $19 for sizes S through XL, $21 for XXL, $22 for XXXL, $23 for 4X, $24 for 5X, and $26 for 6X.


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Alexandria

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They got the library at Alexandria
They aren't getting mine
Ways

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The ways are many, the Light is one!
#1 Star Trek Fan

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Trek/Wars/Firefly fan confusion shirt
Today I want to Cat

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I don't want to Adult today. I don't even want to Human. Today I want to Cat.
Earned

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Far too much of the world operates under the misconception that if you can buy something, you have earned it.
I like noise.

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I like noise. I need noise. When it's too quiet, I can hear the brain cells dying.
Knowledge is Power

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Knowledge is Power
Chaos

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All around me, I see nothing but Chaos, Panic and Disorder. At last, my work here is done!
Captain Bastard

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Why yes, Captain, ...
I don't judge...

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I don't judge people by their race, religion, color, size, age, gender, or ethnicity. I judge them by their grammar, spelling, syntax, punctuation, clarity of expression, and logical consistency.
Server

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I have not lost my mind...
Decaf

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I will not brew decaf.
I wonder what normal people think about

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I wonder what normal people think about.
Never call up anything that you can't put on hold.

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Never call up anything that you can't put on hold.
Comic Sans

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Comic Sans
(in Papyrus, of course.)
Everything is better steamed.

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Everything is better steamed.
Theme music

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I do not have voices in my head. I have theme music.
A mind needs books

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A mind needs books like a knife needs a whetstone, to maintain its edge.
Nine planets

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In my day, we had NINE planets, and they all orbited UPHILL, BOTH WAYS, in the DARK!
bass fishing

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Bass fishing - reinterpreted.
Soft tribble

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Soft tribble, warm tribble, ...
Soft tribble - v2

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Soft tribble, warm tribble...
(version two)
Instant Zombie - Just add morning

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Instant Zombie
Just add morning
Never drink and derive
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Alcohol and calculus don't mix.
Steampunk

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Steampunk
Think of it as Goth for Geeks
Theory.  You keep using that word.  I do not think it means what you think it means.

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Theory. You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
This is not a drill

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THIS IS NOT A DRILL
The sheep are lying!

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The sheep are lying!
I think, therefore I am dangerous.

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I think, therefore I am dangerous
The sheep ur leein!

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I didnae dae it!
Ye cannae prove it!
Naebody seed me!
The sheep ur leein!
Different shirt coming soon Steampunk means never having to ask “is this period?”

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Steampunk means never having to ask “is this period?”
Jefferson quote

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Thomas Jefferson on God and reason.
Asks inconvenient questions.

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Asks inconvenient questions.
belief is no substitute for knowledge

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Belief is no substitute for knowledge.
got science?

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got science?
I never cheat

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I never Cheat.
Cheating would be wrong.
However...
Not a morning person does not even <i>begin</i> to describe it.
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"Not a morning person" does not even begin to describe it.
You don't need to look at my chest...

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Our version of the obvious use of a certain Jedi mind trick.
A crude pick-up line...in calculus

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No, this expression does not evaluate to 42.
(That one is below.)
Integral fun

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In math, the fun is integral.
The Answer

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The Answer to the Great Question
Different shirt coming soon I found your ring
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If you can read this,
I found your ring.
Tardis Express
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Tardis Express
Harkness
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Captain Jack Never Slept Here.
The cake is a pie

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The cake is a pie.
Dungeon is filled with trap!

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Warning - Dungeon is filled with trap!
No e-books

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Top 10 Reasons Not To Buy E-books
Different shirt coming soon
GMs do kill characters.
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GMs don't kill characters...
Radical Militant Librarians
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Guild of Radical Militant Librarians
Vocabulary

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WARNING - I have a vocabulary in excess of 75,000 words, and I'm not afraid to use it!
This Way Up

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A popular symbol.
Aphrodisiac

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Intelligence is the ultimate aphrodisiac
PsychopathT
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I am getting so tired of slitting the throats of people who say I'm a violent psychopath.
Different shirt coming soon Gamer

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Gaming, for some, IS a life.
One of them

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A brief explanation of what most Pagans are and aren't.
One quark

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Particle Physics meets Dr Seuss.
Dragons Rescued

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Dragons Rescued...
Dark Side

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Come to the Dark Side...
filkers

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Do Not Meddle in the Affairs of Filkers...
Pillage first

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Always remember
  • Pillage first
  • Then burn
D20 naturals

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Yes, they're natural
Maxwell

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Maxwell's equations.
Splat!
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Splat! pass me another character sheet and some better dice.
It's true.
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Everything you've heard about Game Masters is true.
Different shirt coming soon Proofread
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Always proofread. You might have something out.
Happy Fun Goddess

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Do Not Taunt Happy Fun Goddess
Loki Speaks
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That voice in your head? It was me. --Loki
Live Ethically
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Live Ethically no matter what others may do
Different shirt coming soon

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