Instant Attitudes T-Shirts

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Most of our shirts are available in sizes S,M,L,XL,XXL, XXXL, XXXXL and XXXXXL. (Yes, there are five Xs in that size. This is not a typo. A few are in stock in 6X as well.) Some can also be had on misses' "babydoll" shirts; those are generally noted on the individual shirt pages. Sorry, no "kid size" shirts. Unless otherwise indicated, the price (without shipping charges) is $19 for sizes S through XL, $21 for XXL, $22 for XXXL, $23 for 4X, $24 for 5X, and $26 for 6X.

TSHIRT-002 Our version of the obvious use of a certain Jedi mind trick.	TSHIRT-005 No, this expression does not evaluate to 42.
TSHIRT-009 In math, the fun is integral.	TSHIRT-042 The Answer to the Great Question
TSHIRT-006 Knowledge is Power	TSHIRT-007 Gaming, for some, IS a life.
TSHIRT-022 You can play a game on an XBox™, but it won't make you think...	TSHIRT-011 A popular symbol.
TSHIRT-044 "Will build thermonuclear devices for food"...in Russian.	TSHIRT-013 WARNING - I have a vocabulary in excess of 75,000 words, and I'm not afraid to use it!
TSHIRT-014 "I'll bet you can't say that in Latin"...in Latin.	TSHIRT-015 "You cannot know the power of the dark side", in Latin.
TSHIRT-016 "Just put down the coffee and slowly back away."	TSHIRT-017 Okay, guys, let's compromise. Now can you look me in the eyes?
TSHIRT-018 "How to Glomp"	TSHIRT-020 Intelligence is the ultimate aphrodisiac
TSHIRT-023 I will not brew decaf.	TSHIRT-024 Social interaction can be such a strain. Now in two versions!
TSHIRT-019 Red meat isn't bad for you...	TSHIRT-025 Capsaicin is hot stuff!
TSHIRT-021 Linux, for those who don't want the MSVirus.	TSHIRT-028 I have not lost my mind...
TSHIRT-029 Pandimensional Bookwyrm Association - You hoard what YOU want...	TSHIRT-027 All around me, I see nothing but Chaos, Panic and Disorder. At last, my work here is done!
TSHIRT-026 Ben Franklin's admonition about giving up essential liberty in exchange for temporary safety.	TSHIRT-030 The ways are many, the Light is one!
TSHIRT-031 A brief explanation of what most Pagans are and aren't.	TSHIRT-032 Particle Physics meets Dr Seuss.
TSHIRT-034 Dragons Rescued...	TSHIRT-035 Come to the Dark Side...
TSHIRT-036 My life may be wierd, but at least it's not boring.	TSHIRT-037 Adventuring 101
TSHIRT-033 Do Not Meddle in the Affairs of Filkers...	TSHIRT-039 got leet?
TSHIRT-038 A gamer's favorite...	TSHIRT-040 Arguably, the most important set of equations in physics.
TSHIRT-041 13373r 7h4n 7h0u	TSHIRT-043 The Ninjas vs Pirates discussion overlooks the obvious...
Front Back TSHIRT-045 HTML Nerd	Front Back TSHIRT-046 HTML Filker What the heck is a Filker?
TSHIRT-057 Rated XYZZY	TSHIRT-058 You are Dork. You are likely to be eaten by a Grue.
TSHIRT-050 GMs don't kill characters...	TSHIRT-052 Guild of Radical Militant Librarians
TSHIRT-048 Splat! Another character sheet, please...	TSHIRT-049 Everything you've heard about Game Masters is true.
TSHIRT-053 Who needs drugs? I go broke buying books.	TSHIRT-054 VoldeMart You will serve us. Always.
TSHIRT-056 Those who Dance are thought Mad by Those who Hear Not the Music.	TSHIRT-060 Tardis Express
TSHIRT-061 That voice in your head? It's not me.	TSHIRT-062 That voice in your head? It was me.

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