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BS105 - Anime-niac
BS109 - The Klingon Prime Directive: [tiHoH in Klingon font] Kill Them!
BS113 - CAUTION! Trigger-happy Klingon on Tactical!
BS121 - Do Not Underestimate the Power of the Chocolate Side of the Force!
BS133 - Creature of the Night
BS143 - My kid and your taxes go to Starfleet Academy
BS147 - Campus Crusade for Cthulhu: It Found Me!
BS149 - Welcome to Middle Earth. NOW GO HOME.
BS152 - Klingon Empire Survey Vehicle
BS156 - Happiness is the planet Earth in your rear-view mirror
BS157 - Be nice to me, or I just might develop psychokinetic powers and destroy Tokyo!
BS162 - The meek shall inherit the Earth. The rest of us are going to the stars!
BS164 - Next year, why not vacation in the millions of worlds of a used book store?
BS165 - Carpe DM: Seize the Dungeon Master
BS169 - The Few. The Browed. The Klingon Marines.
BS173 - 1.8 x 1012 furlongs per fortnight. 'Tis a good Idea, and it doth be the Law.
BS177 - Never trust a smiling GM!
BS179 - Will build thermonuclear devices for food
BS180 - Do Not Meddle in the Affairs of Dragons, for You are Crunchy and Good with Ketchup.
BS183 - If I could get a firm grip on reality, I'd choke it!
BS184 - Unicorns aren't mythical... virgins are!
BS200 - Caution Vampire in trunk!
BS218 - [Alien face] Nice little planet you've got here. Shame if something happened to it.
BS222 - A chill in the air, a cat on the lap, a mug of chocolate, and a good book. Ah, Paradise!
BS230 - Who needs drugs? I go broke buying books!
BS231 - Weird Load
BS233 - Book lovers never go to bed alone!
BS242 - My ship finally came in, but it was the Kobayashi Maru!
BS244 - An angry Dragon may eat you, but an angry Woman is truly dangerous
BS249 - Summa cum laude graduate, Darth Vader School of Personnel Management
BS251 - Some mornings I just don't feel like slaying dragons
BS266 - Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain
BS281 - I saw Elvis making crop circles
BS302 - Four space stations were lost and they still funded a fifth? Only on TV - Babylon 5
BS303 - B-5/DS9 - Boldly going in circles where no TV shows have gone before (this week)
BS308 - I was abducted by space aliens and I vote!
BS312 - EARTH FIRST! We can stripmine the other planets later!
BS318 - Don't blame me- I'm just visiting this planet!
BS320 - KPLA All Klingon, all the time
BS324 - No job too easy - No fee too large - Dragons Rescued - Virgins Slain
BS325 - You earthlings have such strange eating habits
BS333 - [Dragon] Some things must be believed before they can be seen
BS334 - [Pegacorn] Some things must be believed before they can be seen
BS335 - [UFO] Some things must be believed before they can be seen
BS352 - It's hard to Soar with Dragons when you Work with Gargoyles
BS353 - Bean me up, Scotty! They make lousy coffee down here
BS358 - Are you sure this isn't just a live-action roleplaying game?
BS359 - "Get a life?" I'm a gamer! I have lots of lives!
BS360 - If space is a vacuum, who changes the bag?
BS376 - Always remember: Pillage first, THEN burn!
BS377 - My life may be weird, but at least it's not boring!
BS387 - Amateur Rocket Scientist My other vehicle is in orbit
BS388 - Witch Wagon - Tailgaters will be Toad
BS397 - Wizard Wagon - Tailgaters will be toad
BS400 - In space, your cat can't hear you open the can
BS401 - Miskatonic Summer Games - Fastest food in Arkham
BS426 - I'm only driving this because aliens ate my Volvo
BS439 - Out of mind - Back in 5 minutes
BS453 - Leave Earth Now - Ask Me How
BS464 - Will Genetically Engineer Organisms For Food
BS471 - "NOT A MORNING PERSON" DOES NOT EVEN BEGIN TO DESCRIBE IT!
BS481 - EARTH IS FULL! GO HOME!
BS491 - Carpe Noctem - Anything worth doing happens after dark!
BS495 - CHAOS - More than a theory, it's the Way of Life
BS524 - Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be Evil.
BS538 - Proud ancestor of an honor student at STARFLEET ACADEMY
BS559 - Had a life. Traded it for broadband.
BS577 - Guns are for people who can't get their Broadsword up!
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