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BS107 - The more I learn about terrorism, the better I understand the phone company
BS111 - If you drink, don't park. Accidents cause people!
BS115 - If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you!
BS120 - I know that you have a thing for me, but why is it so small and deformed?
BS145 - RTFM
BS146 - Nuke an unborn gay baby whale for Jesus
BS156 - Happiness is the planet Earth in your rear-view mirror
BS181 - Those who can, Teach. Those who cannot teach ARE RUNNING THE SCHOOLS!
BS186 - Cats make more sense than men
BS187 - Cats make more sense than women
BS193 - Am I supposed to be impressed?
BS268 - Oh, no! I turned out just like my mother!
BS274 - Vote Conservative! There's no mistake like an old mistake!
BS285 - Real Psychics don't have 1-900 numbers. They call you... collect!
BS298 - B.S. (Phys): Why does it work? B.S. (Engr): How does it work? B.A. (Acctg): How much will it cost? B.A. (Arts) You want fries with that?
BS299 - Go Fascinate Someone Else
BS318 - Don't blame me- I'm just visiting this planet!
BS332 - FEED THE HOMELESS TO THE HUNGRY
BS364 - Forget world peace, visualize using your &+%?*$! Turn signals!
BS398 - Objects in mirror may have flunked driver ed
BS407 - You! Out of the gene pool!
BS409 - GO AHEAD, HONK If I can hear you, you're in range
BS421 - My kid sells term papers to your honor student
BS430 - People are more passionately opposed to wearing fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than bikers.
BS436 - Learn from your parents' mistakes, USE BIRTH CONTROL
BS441 - The more people I meet, the more I like my dog!
BS442 - The more people I meet, the better I like my cat!
BS461 - In case of Rapture, can I have your car?
BS466 - Give a man a fish, and he will eat for one day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat drinking beer every day!
BS481 - EARTH IS FULL! GO HOME!
BS496 - If I want to hear the pitter-patter of little feet, I'LL PUT SHOES ON THE CAT!
BS504 - The fact that no one understands you does NOT make you an Artist!
BS505 - I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
BS525 - Change is inevitable. Growth is optional.
BS531 - Is that how they drive on your planet?
BS537 - Only FOOLS believe there's a "Biased Liberal Media"!
BS541 - Are you making an appointment with St. Peter on that cell phone?
BS544 - Going to church no more makes you a Christian than going swimming makes you a fish
BS560 - EXERCISE YOUR RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT
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