Pungent Puns and Other Wordplay

The shortest distance between two puns is a straight line!

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BS108 - C code. C code run. Run, code, run! (please?)
BS117 - Grad School - It's not just a job, it's an indenture!
BS129 - Blessed be the censors, for they shall truly inhibit the earth
BS135 - Death Before Dishonor   Nothing Before Coffee
BS165 - Carpe DM: Seize the Dungeon Master
BS169 - The Few. The Browed. The Klingon Marines.
BS171 - Remember when Windows were washed, mice were trapped, and UNIX™ guarded the harem?
BS213 - Stop the violins. Visualize whirled peas.
BS215 - Visualize Whirled Peas
BS229 - [bear with rifle] Support the right to keep and arm bears!
BS243 - Alcohol and calculus don't mix NEVER DRINK AND DERIVE!
BS257 - If we are what we eat, I'm fast, cheap and easy!
BS290 - Untie Dexlysics!
BS309 - This vehicle leased to: American Association for the Abolition of Acronym Abuse Regional Group Headquarters Staff Transport Office Pool (AAAAARGH/STOP)
BS322 - If all the world's a stage, I want better lighting!
BS328 - Visualize Whirled Pizza
BS348 - There's no Police like Holmes
BS353 - Bean me up, Scotty! They make lousy coffee down here
BS360 - If space is a vacuum, who changes the bag?
BS381 - Always proofread. You might have something out.
BS383 - If you hold a Unix shell up to your ear, can you hear the C?
BS388 - Witch Wagon - Tailgaters will be Toad
BS389 - Do autoparanoid schizophrenic agnostic dyslexic insomniacs lie awake at night wondering if they might be the dog that's out to get them?
BS397 - Wizard Wagon - Tailgaters will be toad
BS404 - Life's a beach - and we're just surfing time
BS405 - Reunite Gondwanaland
BS450 - Why suffer from insanity when you can revel in it?
BS451 - "Normal" is a setting on my washing machine.
BS521 - CUSTER WORE ARROW SHIRTS
BS555 - Preserve the old growth lithosphere. BAN SUBDUCTION!
BS572 - SACRED COWS MAKE DIVINE HAMBURGER
BS573 - Dog is My Co-Pilot
D103 - Morris dancing is an exercise in fertility

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