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BS107 - The more I learn about terrorism, the better I understand the phone company
BS153 - Dyselxics have more fnu
BS167 - I didn't do it. You can't prove it. Nobody saw me. The sheep are lying!
BS175 - Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them more!
BS207 - I want to be Barbie™-- The bitch has everything!
BS241 - Procrastinate Later
BS275 - Been there. Done that. Went back for more.
BS279 - Murphy was an optimixt!
BS282 - Where are we going? Why am I in this handbasket?
BS285 - Real Psychics don't have 1-900 numbers. They call you... collect!
BS290 - Untie Dexlysics!
BS322 - If all the world's a stage, I want better lighting!
BS379 - I am a mallaholic. Please do not give me directions to the nearest shopping mall!
BS392 - Mean People Suck
BS402 - A closed mind doesn't need drugs-- It's already wasted
BS406 - Why do Scotsmen wear kilts? It's easier to run with your kilt up than your pants down!
BS408 - REAL SCOTSMEN WEAR KILTS because sheep can hear a zipper at 500 yards!
BS415 - Smoking is like sex-- It should always be between consenting adults in private
BS429 - Come out, come out, whatever you are!
BS468 - Political Correctness is Intellectual Fascism
BS474 - A Real Friend isn't someone that you use once and throw away, a Real Friend is someone that you can use again and again!
BS535 - BAN BUMPER STICKERS!
BS551 - This sticker has been discontinued.
BS560 - EXERCISE YOUR RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT
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