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BS134 - The truth is out there. Trust no one. Deny everything.
BS166 - Happy Happy Kill Kill
BS182 - Weird Enough for Government Work
BS225 - It's worse than you think and they ARE out to get you!
BS247 - I'm not nearly as think as you confused I am!
BS258 - I don't deserve self esteem!
BS259 - It's a control freak thing. I won't let you understand!
BS261 - Proudly marching to the beat of a different kettle of fish
BS268 - Oh, no! I turned out just like my mother!
BS289 - I did not escape, I have a day pass!
BS291 - Some days, it's just not worth gnawing through the straps
BS306 - I inhaled and I vote
BS307 - Help! I've tripped and I can't come down!
BS308 - I was abducted by space aliens and I vote!
BS321 - I am perfectly sane. The little voices in my head told me so!
BS327 - I'm disturbed. I'm depressed. I'm inadequate. I've got it all!
BS331 - Some push the envelope, some just lick it, and some can't find the flap!
BS358 - Are you sure this isn't just a live-action roleplaying game?
BS363 - Different drummer? I'm my own band!
BS370 - Everything I really needed to know, I learned in sniper school
BS380 - I like noise. I need noise. When it's too quiet, I can hear my brain cells dying.
BS389 - Do autoparanoid schizophrenic agnostic dyslexic insomniacs lie awake at night wondering if they might be the dog that's out to get them?
BS396 - Sanity is a state of mind ...but the taxes are so high, I had to move away.
BS409 - GO AHEAD, HONK If I can hear you, you're in range
BS410 - Driver carries no more than $20 worth of ammunition
BS411 - DO NOT DISTURB Occupant is disturbed enough already
BS412 - BEEN THERE, DONE THAT - Can't remember why...
BS431 - I can't go to work today. The voices told me to stay home and clean the guns.
BS439 - Out of mind - Back in 5 minutes
BS450 - Why suffer from insanity when you can revel in it?
BS451 - "Normal" is a setting on my washing machine.
BS454 - Please don't honk - Driver may go Postal if awakened
BS467 - I am getting so tired of slitting the throats of people who say I'm a violent psychopath!
BS470 - POSTAL! (with graphic of speeding bullet)
BS490 - Some days, it's just not worth crawling out of the primordial ooze.
BS493 - Seven out of ten voices in my head say "Call in sick"
BS497 - All around me I see Chaos, Panic and Disorder. At last, my work here is done!
BS501 - I'm not really a bitch. I've just had PMS for 30 years.
BS504 - The fact that no one understands you does NOT make you an Artist!
BS505 - I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
BS507 - Be reasonable. DO IT MY WAY!
BS508 - Opinions expressed on this vehicle are not necessarily those of the driver.
BS512 - Question Authority - Don't ask why, just DO IT!
BS514 - DEATH to all fanatics!
BS523 - I'll "get a life" when someone can prove that it's better than what I've got now.
BS525 - Change is inevitable. Growth is optional.
BS526 - I always said I wanted to Be Somebody. I guess I should have been more specific!
BS531 - Is that how they drive on your planet?
BS574 - A parking lot is not the place to "think outside the box"!
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