Feminism in General,
and Men in particular

They're more work than they're worth, and have no trade-in value.

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BS120 - I know that you have a thing for me, but why is it so small and deformed?
BS151 - The way to a man's heart is between the fourth and fifth ribs
BS155 - So many men, so little reason to sleep with any of them
BS174 - If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament!
BS186 - Cats make more sense than men
BS188 - Men exist because cats won't mow the lawn. Women exist because sheep can't cook. Neither of these things explain children.
BS206 - I am suffering from a Sexually Transmitted Disease: Children!
BS228 - You're pro-life? That's fine. Now get one and stay out of mine!
BS268 - Oh, no! I turned out just like my mother!
BS270 - A Woman's Place is in the House... and Senate!
BS278 - I feel like a new man. Do you have one I could use?
BS296 - Forget Love - I want to fall in Chocolate
BS395 - Most men would respect a woman's mind more if it bounced gently as she walked.
BS399 - Nine out of ten men who have tried camels prefer women.
BS414 - I'm a Woman, not a Womb!
BS417 - If we can put a man on the moon, why not all of them?
BS435 - If a man's home is his castle, he can learn to clean it!
BS452 - Few women admit their age. Fewer men act it.
BS460 - ALL MEN ARE ANIMALS! but if you can train them, they make good pets...
BS496 - If I want to hear the pitter-patter of little feet, I'LL PUT SHOES ON THE CAT!
BS501 - I'm not really a bitch. I've just had PMS for 30 years.
BS511 - How many roads must a man go down before he'll admit that he's lost?
BS540 - Not your child, Not your choice!
G109 - Be Your Own GODDESS

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