Our Education System, and the failings thereof

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BS117 - Grad School - It's not just a job, it's an indenture!
BS160 - How long do I have to be a grad student before I can petition for tenure?
BS181 - Those who can, Teach. Those who cannot teach ARE RUNNING THE SCHOOLS!
BS230 - Who needs drugs? I go broke buying books!
BS243 - Alcohol and calculus don't mix NEVER DRINK AND DERIVE!
BS267 - First they burn books then they burn people
BS292 - The problem with religious texts is that the answers aren't in the back, either.
BS298 - B.S. (Phys): Why does it work? B.S. (Engr): How does it work? B.A. (Acctg): How much will it cost? B.A. (Arts) You want fries with that?
BS304 - Computer Literacy? You mean my computer is supposed to read?
BS329 - What we really need is a moment of SCIENCE in the public schools!
BS381 - Always proofread. You might have something out.
BS421 - My kid sells term papers to your honor student
BS456 - i suport publik edjicashun
BS457 - Support the Math Illiteracy Tax - Buy Lottery Tickets
BS473 - A good university needs a football team like a fish needs a bicycle.
BS524 - Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be Evil.
BS545 - Belief is no substitute for knowledge
BS565 - Any school can be a good school if you help to make it one!

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