We'll be adding much of the Pegasus Publishing line shortly.
Click on the stock number to see a picture of that sticker
BS003 - One person, one vote (Offer not valid in Florida)
BS009 - Extremism in defense of religion is no virtue.
BS014 - MAKE JOBS NOT WAR
BS100 - Support Capitol Punishment, Flog a Politician Today
BS101 - Legalizing Concealed Weapons would be just fine if stupidity was outlawed
BS102 - We're the largest street gang in America. We're the POLICE
BS103 - [Windows™ logo] ...and this is your computer on drugs. Any questions?
BS104 - Annoy a politician today - THINK
BS105 - Anime-niac
BS106 - There is no freedom OF religion without freedom FROM religion
BS107 - The more I learn about terrorism, the better I understand the phone company
BS108 - C code. C code run. Run, code, run! (please?)
BS109 - The Klingon Prime Directive: [tiHoH in Klingon font] Kill Them!
BS110 - Bad cop. Bad BAD cop. NO DONUT.
BS111 - If you drink, don't park. Accidents cause people!
BS113 - CAUTION! Trigger-happy Klingon on Tactical!
BS115 - If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you!
BS117 - Grad School - It's not just a job, it's an indenture!
BS119 - If ignorance is Bliss, Washington must be Paradise!
BS120 - I know that you have a thing for me, but why is it so small and deformed?
BS121 - Do Not Underestimate the Power of the Chocolate Side of the Force!
BS122 - Save the whales! Trade them for valuable prizes!
BS123 - Nice front bumper you've got there. Shame if something happened to it....
BS124 - "Gun Control" isn't about guns. It's about control.
BS125 - A cat, by any other name, is still a sneaky little furball that barfs on the furniture
BS127 - Another Deadline, Another Miracle
BS128 - Militant Agnostic. I don't know, and you don't either!
BS129 - Blessed be the censors, for they shall truly inhibit the earth
BS130 - Censorship? We don't have any censorship. If we did, I couldn't say XXXX or XXXX..
BS131 - XXXXXX the censors!
BS133 - Creature of the Night
BS134 - The truth is out there. Trust no one. Deny everything.
BS135 - Death Before Dishonor Nothing Before Coffee
BS137 - I Don't Do Windows
BS138 - Vegetables aren't food. Vegetables are what food eats.
BS139 - Balance the Budget. Declare Politicians as Game and sell Hunting Stamps.
BS140 - Agnus Deae (Lamb of Goddess)
BS141 - Crus de agnus Deae con quilon menthae (Leg of lamb of Goddess with mint jelly)
BS142 - Crus de agnus Dei con quilon menthae (Leg of lamb of God with mint jelly)
BS143 - My kid and your taxes go to Starfleet Academy
BS145 - RTFM
BS146 - Nuke an unborn gay baby whale for Jesus
BS147 - Campus Crusade for Cthulhu: It Found Me!
BS148 - The Cat Philosophy of Life: If you can't Eat it or Shred it, then Sleep on it.
BS149 - Welcome to Middle Earth. NOW GO HOME.
BS150 - Will litigate for food [with disclaimer]
BS151 - The way to a man's heart is between the fourth and fifth ribs
BS152 - Klingon Empire Survey Vehicle
BS155 - So many men, so little reason to sleep with any of them
BS156 - Happiness is the planet Earth in your rear-view mirror
BS160 - How long do I have to be a grad student before I can petition for tenure?
BS162 - The meek shall inherit the Earth. The rest of us are going to the stars!
BS163 - Dead men tell no tales... unless you're in forensics
BS164 - Next year, why not vacation in the millions of worlds of a used book store?
BS165 - Carpe DM: Seize the Dungeon Master
BS167 - I didn't do it. You can't prove it. Nobody saw me. The sheep are lying!
BS169 - The Few. The Browed. The Klingon Marines.
BS170 - To err is human. To forgive is against company policy.
BS171 - Remember when Windows were washed, mice were trapped, and UNIX™ guarded the harem?
BS172 - Once you pull the pin from Mr. Grenade, he is no longer your friend.
BS173 - 1.8 x 1012 furlongs per fortnight. 'Tis a good Idea, and it doth be the Law.
BS174 - If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament!
BS175 - Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them more!
BS176 - I don't need a new religion. I haven't used up the Old one.
BS177 - Never trust a smiling GM!
BS179 - Will build thermonuclear devices for food
BS180 - Do Not Meddle in the Affairs of Dragons, for You are Crunchy and Good with Ketchup.
BS181 - Those who can, Teach. Those who cannot teach ARE RUNNING THE SCHOOLS!
BS182 - Weird Enough for Government Work
BS183 - If I could get a firm grip on reality, I'd choke it!
BS184 - Unicorns aren't mythical... virgins are!
BS185 - I love cats. Want to trade recipes?
BS186 - Cats make more sense than men
BS187 - Cats make more sense than women
BS188 - Men exist because cats won't mow the lawn. Women exist because sheep can't cook. Neither of these things explain children.
BS189 - Abolish mornings!
BS190 - Jesus, protect me from your followers!
BS191 - Jesus is coming! LOOK BUSY
BS192 - She said "Harder!" I did that. She said "Faster!" I did that. She said "Deeper!" I philosophized.
BS193 - Am I supposed to be impressed?
BS194 - I love my country. It's my government I fear.
BS196 - My wife keeps complaining that I never listen to her... or something like that.
BS197 - Where there's a whip, there's a way
BS200 - Caution Vampire in trunk!
BS201 - If it isn't fattening, it isn't food!
BS202 - [pentagram] Born Again Pagan
BS205 - Jesus Saves by shopping wisely and using double coupons
BS206 - I am suffering from a Sexually Transmitted Disease: Children!
BS207 - I want to be Barbie™-- The bitch has everything!
BS208 - Cats don't want to own people. They prefer to lease with an option.
BS209 - Drive defensively. Buy a tank.
BS210 - Don't steal. The government hates competition.
BS211 - Fundamentalism means never having to open your mind
BS212 - Computers are vehicles for the mind. They drive you crazy!
BS213 - Stop the violins. Visualize whirled peas.
BS214 - We are Microsoft! Resistance is Futile! You will be assimilated!
BS215 - Visualize Whirled Peas
BS218 - [Alien face] Nice little planet you've got here. Shame if something happened to it.
BS219 - Cats keep their claws sharp because they know that just a purr may not be enough
BS220 - Anything not nailed down is a cat toy!
BS222 - A chill in the air, a cat on the lap, a mug of chocolate, and a good book. Ah, Paradise!
BS223 - I think, therefore I am dangerous
BS225 - It's worse than you think and they ARE out to get you!
BS226 - Trust me I'm a lawyer [picture of shark ]
BS227 - You found God? If nobody claims him in 30 days, he's yours!
BS228 - You're pro-life? That's fine. Now get one and stay out of mine!
BS229 - [bear with rifle] Support the right to keep and arm bears!
BS230 - Who needs drugs? I go broke buying books!
BS231 - Weird Load
BS232 - [pentagram] Give me that REAL Old-Time Religion!
BS233 - Book lovers never go to bed alone!
BS234 - MY MIND IS NOT FOR SALE OR RENT TO ANY GOD OR GOVERNMENT
BS236 - Pro-Free Speech. Pro-Gun. Pro-Choice. PRO-FREEDOM!
BS237 - Sure you can trust the Government! Just ask an Indian!
BS239 - Never shoot to kill. Always shoot to live.
BS240 - [fish with legs] You keep believing... we'll keep evolving!
BS241 - Procrastinate Later
BS242 - My ship finally came in, but it was the Kobayashi Maru!
BS243 - Alcohol and calculus don't mix NEVER DRINK AND DERIVE!
BS244 - An angry Dragon may eat you, but an angry Woman is truly dangerous
BS246 - Subvert the dominant paradigm!
BS248 - Don't hate yourself in the morning -- Sleep till noon!
BS249 - Summa cum laude graduate, Darth Vader School of Personnel Management
BS251 - Some mornings I just don't feel like slaying dragons
BS254 - I found Jesus. He was in my trunk when I got back from Tijuana.
BS255 - Real Men love Jesus. He looks fantastic in a miniskirt
BS256 - VOTE: REPUBLICAN, it's easier than THINKING; DEMOCRAT, it's easier than WORKING; Libertarian, it's cheaper than TAXES
BS257 - If we are what we eat, I'm fast, cheap and easy!
BS258 - I don't deserve self esteem
BS259 - It's a control freak thing. I won't let you understand!
BS260 - System analysis is the process of finding exactly the right wrench to pound in the required screw
BS261 - Proudly marching to the beat of a different kettle of fish
BS263 - The best things in life aren't things
BS264 - Ignore your rights and they'll go away
BS266 - Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain
BS267 - First they burn books then they burn people
BS268 - Oh, no! I turned out just like my mother!
BS269 - Question Authority before it Questions You!
BS270 - A Woman's Place is in the House... and Senate!
BS271 - Computers aren't intelligent. They just think they are.
BS272 - Civil Disobedience - It's not just for revolutionaries anymore!
BS273 - C:\COFFEE.EXE NOT FOUND <A>bort, <R>etry, <B>rew another pot?
BS274 - Vote Conservative! There's no mistake like an old mistake!
BS275 - Been there. Done that. Went back for more.
BS277 - Computers cut my work in half... and the boss expects me to put it all back together!
BS278 - I feel like a new man. Do you have one I could use?
BS279 - Murphy was an optimixt!
BS280 - Red meat isn't bad for you. Fuzzy, green meat is bad for you!
BS281 - I saw Elvis making crop circles
BS282 - Where are we going? Why am I in this handbasket?
BS283 - Free Speech keeps Rush on the air. Free Thought keeps me from believing him.
BS284 - Power Corrupts - Isn't that what it's for?
BS285 - Real Psychics don't have 1-900 numbers. They call you... collect!
BS286 - Downsizing is good, right? Then let's fire Uncle Sam!
BS287 - No thanks. I gave at the orifice.
BS288 - Hang Up and Drive!
BS289 - I did not escape, I have a day pass!
BS290 - Untie Dexlysics!
BS291 - Some days, it's just not worth gnawing through the straps
BS292 - The problem with religious texts is that the answers aren't in the back, either.
BS293 - The fundies keep telling me I'm going to Hell and they're going to Heaven. If they aren't there, it won't be Hell, so I guess we're all going to the same place!
BS294 - There's a sucker reborn every minute - PT Robertson
BS295 - Listen to Limbaugh? No thanks, my parents weren't related
BS296 - Forget Love - I want to fall in Chocolate
BS297 - Do Not Meddle in the Affairs of Witches... [picture of frog]
BS298 - B.S. (Phys): Why does it work? B.S. (Engr): How does it work? B.A. (Acctg): How much will it cost? B.A. (Arts) You want fries with that?
BS299 - Go Fascinate Someone Else
BS300 - He's YOUR God. They're YOUR rules. YOU burn in Hell!
BS301 - Animal testing is futile! The animals always get nervous and give the wrong answers
BS302 - Four space stations were lost and they still funded a fifth? Only on TV - Babylon 5
BS303 - B-5/DS9 - Boldly going in circles where no TV shows have gone before (this week)
BS304 - Computer Literacy? You mean my computer is supposed to read?
BS305 - The computer revolution is over - the computers won!
BS306 - I inhaled and I vote
BS307 - Help! I've tripped and I can't come down!
BS308 - I was abducted by space aliens and I vote!
BS309 - This vehicle leased to: American Association for the Abolition of Acronym Abuse Regional Group Headquarters Staff Transport Office Pool (AAAAARGH/STOP)
BS310 - Will Write Code for Food
BS311 - I got out of bed for this?
BS312 - EARTH FIRST! We can stripmine the other planets later!
BS313 - This isn't a life it's a forced March!
BS314 - They're Lying
BS315 - Ignore the propaganda. Focus on what you see.
BS316 - Testing drugs on computers just makes them safe for computers.
BS317 - Life would be so much easier if we just had the source code
BS318 - Don't blame me- I'm just visiting this planet!
BS319 - Who are you to question why your god doesn't want me to believe in him?
BS320 - KPLA All Klingon, all the time
BS321 - I am perfectly sane. The little voices in my head told me so!
BS322 - If all the world's a stage, I want better lighting!
BS323 - If you get any closer, you'd better have a condom
BS324 - No job too easy - No fee too large - Dragons Rescued - Virgins Slain
BS325 - You earthlings have such strange eating habits
BS326 - Put politicians in their place - Landfills!
BS327 - I'm disturbed. I'm depressed. I'm inadequate. I've got it all!
BS328 - Visualize Whirled Pizza
BS329 - What we really need is a moment of SCIENCE in the public schools!
BS331 - Some push the envelope, some just lick it, and some can't find the flap!
BS332 - FEED THE HOMELESS TO THE HUNGRY
BS333 - [Dragon] Some things must be believed before they can be seen
BS334 - [Pegacorn] Some things must be believed before they can be seen
BS335 - [UFO] Some things must be believed before they can be seen
BS336 - Stop repeat offenders Don't re-elect them!
BS337 - Fundamentalism stops a thinking mind
BS338 - Remember when conservatives protected privacy and freedom?
BS339 - Bobbitt's Tavern. Have a few too many and we'll cut you off!
BS340 - A world without war; a dream to some, a nightmare to the arms manufacturers.
BS341 - Victims and suspects and clues, oh my!
BS342 - Mystery readers are never clueless (after chapter one)
BS343 - A tisket, a tasket, a victim in a casket
BS344 - The four essential elements: Means, Motive, Opportunity and Chocolate!
BS345 - "When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." --S. Holmes
BS346 - Mankind is the result of millions of years of evolution designed to produce a better Cat Servant
BS347 - Cats humor us because they know that their ancestors ate ours.
BS348 - There's no Police like Holmes
BS349 - My husband said he'd leave me if I didn't stop reading mysteries all the time... Why didn't I start sooner?
BS350 - Microsoft™: If you can't beat them, buy them. Apple™: If you can't beat them, sue them. IBM™: If you can't beat them, ignore them.
BS351 - Dogs think men are gods. Cats are not so easily deluded.
BS352 - It's hard to Soar with Dragons when you Work with Gargoyles
BS353 - Bean me up, Scotty! They make lousy coffee down here
BS354 - Some days, the most interesting thing on the TV is a sleeping cat!
BS355 - Yes, I've heard of "decaf." What's your point?
BS356 - Everybody needs something to believe. I believe I'll have another cup of coffee!
BS357 - Just bring me the coffee and nobody will get hurt
BS358 - Are you sure this isn't just a live-action roleplaying game?
BS359 - "Get a life?" I'm a gamer! I have lots of lives!
BS360 - If space is a vacuum, who changes the bag?
BS361 - A chill in the air, a cat on the lap, a mug of java and a good book. Ah paradise!
BS362 - We will never have great leaders as long as we mistake education for intelligence, ambition for ability, and lack of transgression for integrity!
BS363 - Different drummer? I'm my own band!
BS364 - Forget world peace, visualize using your &+%?*$! Turn signals!
BS365 - If a man's best friend is his dog, don't give him your phone number!
BS366 - Federal Espresso - When you absolutely, positively have to have something that will get you going, no matter what you were doing overnight!
BS367 - Only lawyers get to be judges, and that's the (F)LAW!
BS368 - Inside every small problem is a big one trying to get government funding
BS369 - Friends let you hide at their place. Real friends let you hide bodies.
BS370 - Everything I really needed to know, I learned in sniper school
BS371 - Gun Exchange programs would work great if they gave you a gun when you handed in a criminal!
BS372 - Guns didn't make America unsafe, Courts and Congress did!
BS373 - Don't call us "gun nuts"-- with a government like ours, we'd be nuts not to have guns!
BS374 - If you try to get my gun, don't expect to get my trust
BS375 - REAL PROGRAMMERS DON'T DOCUMENT If it was hard to write, it should be impossible to understand!
BS376 - Always remember: Pillage first, THEN burn!
BS377 - My life may be weird, but at least it's not boring!
BS378 - User Surly
BS379 - I am a mallaholic. Please do not give me directions to the nearest shopping mall!
BS380 - I like noise. I need noise. When it's too quiet, I can hear my brain cells dying.
BS381 - Always proofread. You might have something out.
BS382 - It never fails! You start having fun, and they send in the lawyers.
BS383 - If you hold a Unix shell up to your ear, can you hear the C?
BS384 - The First Amendment grants Freedom of Speech THE SECOND GUARANTEES IT!
BS385 - You don't need a pedigree to be a best friend
BS386 - ZenCrafters Total enlightenment in about an hour!
BS387 - Amateur Rocket Scientist My other vehicle is in orbit
BS388 - Witch Wagon - Tailgaters will be Toad
BS389 - Do autoparanoid schizophrenic agnostic dyslexic insomniacs lie awake at night wondering if they might be the dog that's out to get them?
BS390 - Evolution created anchovies - Man's ignorance put them on pizza!
BS391 - Had a life. Traded it for a faster modem
BS392 - Mean People Suck
BS393 - I owe it all to my boss - Ulcers, nausea, paranoia...
BS394 - Smoking Cures Ham
BS395 - Most men would respect a woman's mind more if it bounced gently as she walked.
BS396 - Sanity is a state of mind ...but the taxes are so high, I had to move away.
BS397 - Wizard Wagon - Tailgaters will be toad
BS398 - Objects in mirror may have flunked driver ed
BS399 - Nine out of ten men who have tried camels prefer women.
BS400 - In space, your cat can't hear you open the can
BS401 - Miskatonic Summer Games - Fastest food in Arkham
BS402 - A closed mind doesn't need drugs-- It's already wasted
BS403 - Getting a free kitten proves that you don't need money to get love
BS404 - Life's a beach - and we're just surfing time
BS405 - Reunite Gondwanaland
BS406 - Why do Scotsmen wear kilts? It's easier to run with your kilt up than your pants down!
BS407 - You! Out of the gene pool!
BS408 - REAL SCOTSMEN WEAR KILTS because sheep can hear a zipper at 500 yards!
BS409 - GO AHEAD, HONK If I can hear you, you're in range
BS410 - Driver carries no more than $20 worth of ammunition
BS411 - DO NOT DISTURB Occupant is disturbed enough already
BS412 - BEEN THERE, DONE THAT - Can't remember why...
BS413 - Cats are children that you don't have to send to college
BS414 - I'm a Woman, not a Womb!
BS415 - Smoking is like sex-- It should always be between consenting adults in private
BS416 - Omnipotent Omniscient Omnibenevolent - Pick two.
BS417 - If we can put a man on the moon, why not all of them?
BS418 - To a Cat, People are just Furniture that does Tricks
BS419 - WARNING: The Attorney General has determined that Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms can be dangerous to your health, and get away with it!
BS420 - To a dog, you're one of the family. To a cat, you're one of the help.
BS421 - My kid sells term papers to your honor student
BS422 - No government is better than NO GOVERNMENT!
BS423 - Never trust a government that doesn't trust YOU!
BS424 - Give the anarchists an inch, and the next thing you know, they want to be in charge!
BS425 - REPEAL INHIBITION!
BS426 - I'm only driving this because aliens ate my Volvo
BS427 - SO MANY CHRISTIANS -- SO FEW LIONS
BS429 - Come out, come out, whatever you are!
BS430 - People are more passionately opposed to wearing fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than bikers.
BS431 - I can't go to work today. The voices told me to stay home and clean the guns.
BS432 - God was my co-pilot ..but we crashed in the Andes, and I had to eat him.
BS433 - You'd be like this, too, if they dropped a house on your sister!
BS434 - Freedom of Religion means ALL Religions
BS435 - If a man's home is his castle, he can learn to clean it!
BS436 - Learn from your parents' mistakes, USE BIRTH CONTROL
BS437 - We've got ENOUGH Youth, what we NEED is a Fountain of SMART!
BS438 - Where there's a will, I want to be in it!
BS439 - Out of mind - Back in 5 minutes
BS440 - I get plenty of exercise just pushing my luck!
BS441 - The more people I meet, the more I like my dog!
BS442 - The more people I meet, the better I like my cat!
BS443 - Dogs are like children that you don't have to send to college
BS444 - WARNING! Dates in calendar are closer than they appear!
BS445 - It's lonely at the top... but you eat better.
BS446 - WORK is for people who don't know how to FISH
BS447 - Work is for people who don't SURF THE NET
BS448 - Cats make great pets -- out of their owners
BS449 - Ask me about my vow of silence
BS450 - Why suffer from insanity when you can revel in it?
BS451 - "Normal" is a setting on my washing machine.
BS452 - Few women admit their age. Fewer men act it.
BS453 - Leave Earth Now - Ask Me How
BS454 - Please don't honk - Driver may go Postal if awakened
BS455 - Reality is the Anchovy on the Pizza of Life
BS456 - i suport publik edjicashun
BS457 - Support the Math Illiteracy Tax - Buy Lottery Tickets
BS458 - Reality is the Hairball in the Catnap of Life
BS459 - Cats are amazing! Cute, furry, friendly, and only 140 calories per serving!
BS460 - ALL MEN ARE ANIMALS! but if you can train them, they make good pets...
BS461 - In case of Rapture, can I have your car?
BS462 - The "Christian Right" is NEITHER
BS463 - Fight Organized Crime -- Don't Re-elect ANYONE!
BS464 - Will Genetically Engineer Organisms For Food
BS465 - I'm not lost, I'm exploring!
BS466 - Give a man a fish, and he will eat for one day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat drinking beer every day!
BS467 - I am getting so tired of slitting the throats of people who say I'm a violent psychopath!
BS468 - Political Correctness is Intellectual Fascism
BS469 - THANK GOD FOR ATHEISM -- Without that, I'd have nothing to believe in!
BS470 - POSTAL! (with graphic of speeding bullet)
BS471 - "NOT A MORNING PERSON" DOES NOT EVEN BEGIN TO DESCRIBE IT!
BS472 - THIMK   [please note; this is not a typo; the sticker really is spelled with an "M".]
BS473 - A good university needs a football team like a fish needs a bicycle.
BS474 - A Real Friend isn't someone that you use once and throw away, a Real Friend is someone that you can use again and again!
BS475 - All right, who put the "Morning People" in charge?
BS476 - When cryptography is outlawed, 7c%K@mp8T=;Rfs9bVhi*5xFwW/Q[uY
BS477 - Beautiful women don't intimidate me, but I sure wish they would try!
BS478 - The first cup of coffee recapitulates phylogeny
BS479 - It's OUR money, not theIRS!
BS480 - FREE TIBET! -- with weapons technology purchase
BS481 - EARTH IS FULL! GO HOME!
BS482 - Tourist season is coming up! Don't forget your license!
BS483 - Those who dance are thought mad by those who hear not the music.
BS484 - Sona si Latine loqueris! [translation: Honk if you speak Latin!]
BS485 - Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari? [Latin equivalent of the infamous woodchuck question]
BS486 - Illiud Latine dici non potest. [Latin for "You can't say that in latin."]
BS487 - Stand aside, plebians! I am on Imperial business!
BS488 - There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life - music and cats. -- Albert Schweitzer
BS489 - 150 Million True Believers. 144,000 taken up in the Rapture. Do YOU feel LUCKY?
BS490 - Some days, it's just not worth crawling out of the primordial ooze.
BS491 - Carpe Noctem - Anything worth doing happens after dark!
BS492 - I have NOT lost my mind. It's backed up on the server. (and the network is down again...)
BS493 - Seven out of ten voices in my head say "Call in sick"
BS494 - I get along with God just fine. It's his fan clubs that I can't stand.
BS495 - CHAOS - More than a theory, it's the Way of Life
BS496 - If I want to hear the pitter-patter of little feet, I'LL PUT SHOES ON THE CAT!
BS497 - All around me I see Chaos, Panic and Disorder. At last, my work here is done!
BS498 - PARTY SKYCLAD!
BS499 - Jesus loves you. I don't. Now, BACK OFF!
BS500 - This space intentionally left blank
BS502 - Why, yes, as a matter of fact, I am a Rocket Scientist!
BS503 - Entropy was just a concept, until I got a cat!
BS504 - The fact that no one understands you does NOT make you an Artist!
BS505 - I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
BS506 - WORK as if you don't need the money. LOVE as if you've never been hurt. DANCE as if no one is watching.
BS507 - Be reasonable. DO IT MY WAY!
BS508 - Opinions expressed on this vehicle are not necessarily those of the driver.
BS509 - Lingua mortua sola lingua bona est. [translation: The only good language is a dead language.]
BS510 - Old lawyers never die -- they just lose their appeal!
BS511 - How many roads must a man go down before he'll admit that he's lost?
BS512 - Question Authority - Don't ask why, just DO IT!
BS513 - Sleep is a poor substitute for coffee
BS514 - DEATH to all fanatics!
BS515 - If the Rapture would rid us of some of these idiots, it couldn't come soon enough!
BS516 - The problem isn't water, or waste, or space, or fuel. The problem is PEOPLE!
BS517 - Where was the INS in 1492 when we REALLY needed them? (with graphic of Sitting Bull)
BS518 - Drive with care. You are on Indian land. (with North America graphic)
BS519 - BIA Betraying Indian Assets since 1824
BS520 - If you believe you can tell me what to think, I believe I can tell you where to go.
BS522 - We do not inherit the Earth from our ancestors, we borrow it from our children.
BS523 - I'll "get a life" when someone can prove that it's better than what I've got now.
BS524 - Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be Evil.
BS525 - Change is inevitable. Growth is optional.
BS526 - I always said I wanted to Be Somebody. I guess I should have been more specific!
BS527 - ALPHA FEMALE
BS528 - In my next life, I want more memory installed!
BS529 - CARPE BANDWIDTH!
BS530 - Invest in America Buy a Congressman!
BS531 - Is that how they drive on your planet?
BS532 - Steal from one person, and you're a criminal. Steal from EVERYONE, and you're a GOVERNMENT!
BS533 - Money talks Chocolate Sings!
BS534 - Remember when this [Christian fish] wasn't a WARNING LABEL?
BS535 - BAN BUMPER STICKERS!
BS536 - Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaler educatus et nimim propinquus ades! [translation: If you can read this bumper sticker, you are both very well educated and much too close! (in Latin)]
BS537 - Only FOOLS believe there's a "Biased Liberal Media"!
BS538 - Proud ancestor of an honor student at STARFLEET ACADEMY
BS539 - REPEAL PROHIBITION!
BS540 - Not your child, Not your choice!
BS541 - Are you making an appointment with St. Peter on that cell phone?
BS542 - You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one. -- John Lennon, 1971
BS543 - Arsenic is "natural". Hemlock is "organic".
BS544 - Going to church no more makes you a Christian than going swimming makes you a fish
BS545 - Belief is no substitute for knowledge
BS546 - A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular. Adlai E. Stevenson
BS547 - Not all of us are sheep.
BS548 - The four Cat food groups: Dry, Canned, Natural, Yours.
BS549 - On the Road or On the Phone -- PICK ONE!
BS550 - They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety. --Benjamin Franklin, 1759
BS551 - This sticker has been discontinued. (yes, that's really what it says on the sticker. Click on the stock number for more info.)
BS552 - My best friends all have whiskers
BS553 - Dogs have owners, cats have staff. Ferrets have playmates!
BS554 - Ferrets are better than television. Ferrets won't try to sell you useless junk, they never use a "laugh track", they won't insult your intelligence, they have no remote to lose, they're portable without using batteries, they're never loud, and you can enjoy them without having to develop a short attention span!
BS555 - Preserve the old growth lithosphere. BAN SUBDUCTION!
BS558 - What we really need is a ten-day waiting period and background check before you can buy a Congressman
BS559 - Had a life. Traded it for broadband.
BS560 - EXERCISE YOUR RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT
BS564 - You can have my First Amendment when you pry my cold, dead hands off the Second.
BS565 - Any school can be a good school if you help to make it one!
BS566 - Religious freedom is measured by the distance between Church and State.
BS567 - People, Planet, Lifestyle. Pick Two.
BS568 - I VOTE ON MORAL ISSUES - Greed, Corruption, Poverty, War, Intolerance, Hunger and Equality
BS569 - The truth is too big to fit in any religion
BS570 - According to my calculations, your problem does not exist in my universe.
BS571 - We cannot win peace. We cannot buy peace. We must earn peace.
BS572 - SACRED COWS MAKE DIVINE HAMBURGER
BS573 - Dog is My Co-Pilot
BS574 - A parking lot is not the place to "think outside the box"!
BS577 - Guns are for people who can't get their Broadsword up!
BS579 - Gamers love a challenge - Particularly if there's pizza!
Click here to jump to the sticker price table and ordering instructions.
Go to the List of Lists
Go to the Top Page