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BS111 - If you drink, don't park. Accidents cause people!
BS117 - Grad School - It's not just a job, it's an indenture!
BS127 - Another Deadline, Another Miracle
BS147 - Campus Crusade for Cthulhu: It Found Me!
BS160 - How long do I have to be a grad student before I can petition for tenure?
BS173 - 1.8 x 1012 furlongs per fortnight. 'Tis a good Idea, and it doth be the Law.
BS179 - Will build thermonuclear devices for food
BS181 - Those who can, Teach. Those who cannot teach ARE RUNNING THE SCHOOLS!
BS192 - She said "Harder!" I did that. She said "Faster!" I did that. She said "Deeper!" I philosophized.
BS230 - Who needs drugs? I go broke buying books!
BS243 - Alcohol and calculus don't mix NEVER DRINK AND DERIVE!
BS246 - Subvert the dominant paradigm!
BS248 - Don't hate yourself in the morning -- Sleep till noon!
BS298 - B.S. (Phys): Why does it work? B.S. (Engr): How does it work? B.A. (Acctg): How much will it cost? B.A. (Arts) You want fries with that?
BS301 - Animal testing is futile! The animals always get nervous and give the wrong answers
BS304 - Computer Literacy? You mean my computer is supposed to read?
BS310 - Will Write Code for Food
BS311 - I got out of bed for this?
BS313 - This isn't a life, it's a forced march!
BS316 - Testing drugs on computers just makes them safe for computers.
BS317 - Life would be so much easier if we just had the source code
BS329 - What we really need is a moment of SCIENCE in the public schools!
BS380 - I like noise. I need noise. When it's too quiet, I can hear my brain cells dying.
BS381 - Always proofread. You might have something out.
BS387 - Amateur Rocket Scientist My other vehicle is in orbit
BS389 - Do autoparanoid schizophrenic agnostic dyslexic insomniacs lie awake at night wondering if they might be the dog that's out to get them?
BS390 - Evolution created anchovies - Man's ignorance put them on pizza!
BS398 - Objects in mirror may have flunked driver ed
BS404 - Life's a beach - and we're just surfing time
BS413 - Cats are children that you don't have to send to college
BS421 - My kid sells term papers to your honor student
BS436 - Learn from your parents' mistakes, USE BIRTH CONTROL
BS443 - Dogs are like children that you don't have to send to college
BS444 - WARNING! Dates in calendar are closer than they appear!
BS447 - Work is for people who don't SURF THE NET
BS456 - i suport publik edjicashun
BS457 - Support the Math Illiteracy Tax - Buy Lottery Tickets
BS464 - Will Genetically Engineer Organisms For Food
BS472 - THIMK   [please note; this is not a typo; the sticker really is spelled with an "M".]
BS473 - A good university needs a football team like a fish needs a bicycle.
BS475 - All right, who put the "Morning People" in charge?
BS478 - The first cup of coffee recapitulates phylogeny
BS491 - Carpe Noctem - Anything worth doing happens after dark!
BS495 - CHAOS - More than a theory, it's the Way of Life
BS504 - The fact that no one understands you does NOT make you an Artist!
BS523 - I'll "get a life" when someone can prove that it's better than what I've got now.
BS524 - Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be Evil.
BS545 - Belief is no substitute for knowledge
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