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BS125 - A cat, by any other name, is still a sneaky little furball that barfs on the furniture.
BS148 - The Cat Philosphy of Life: If you can't Eat it or Shred it, then Sleep on it.
BS185 - I love cats. Want to trade recipes?
BS186 - Cats make more sense than men
BS187 - Cats make more sense than women
BS188 - Men exist because cats won't mow the lawn. Women exist because sheep can't cook. Neither of these things explain children.
BS208 - Cats don't want to own people. They prefer to lease with an option.
BS219 - Cats keep their claws sharp because they know that just a purr may not be enough.
BS220 - Anything not nailed down is a cat toy
BS222 - A chill in the air, a cat on the lap, a mug of chocolate and a good book. Ah, paradise!
BS346 - Mankind is the result of millions of years of evolution designed to produce a better Cat Servant
BS347 - Cats humor us because the know that their ancestors ate ours.
BS351 - Dogs think men are gods. Cats are not so easily deluded
BS354 - Some days, the most interesting thing on the TV is a sleeping cat!
BS361 - A chill in the air, a cat on the lap, a mug of java and a good book. Ah, paradise! (Yes, we know this one's a lot like BS222, but to a coffee person, the other one's just not going to hit the spot.)
BS365 - If a man's best friend is his dog, don't give him your phone number!
BS385 - You don't need a pedigree to be a best friend
BS400 - In space, your cat can't hear you open the can
BS403 - Getting a free kitten proves that you don't need money to get love
BS413 - Cats are children that you don't have to send to college
BS418 - To a Cat, People are just Furniture that does Tricks
BS420 - To a dog, you're one of the family. To a cat, you're one of the help.
BS441 - The more people I meet, the more I like my dog!
BS442 - The more people I meet, the better I like my cat!
BS443 - Dogs are like children that you don't have to send to college
BS448 - Cats make great pets -- out of their owners
BS458 - Reality is the Hairball in the Catnap of Life
BS459 - Cats are amazing! Cute, furry, friendly, and only 140 calories per serving!
BS488 - There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life - music and cats. -- Albert Schweitzer
BS496 - If I want to hear the pitter-patter of little feet, I'LL PUT SHOES ON THE CAT!
BS503 - Entropy was just a concept, until I got a cat!
BS548 - The four Cat food groups: Dry, Canned, Natural, Yours.
BS552 - My best friends all have whiskers
BS553 - Dogs have owners, cats have staff. Ferrets have playmates!
BS554 - Ferrets are better than television. Ferrets won't try to sell you useless junk, they never use a "laugh track", they won't insult your intelligence, they have no remote to lose, they're portable without using batteries, they're never loud, and you can enjoy them without having to develop a short attention span!
BS573 - Dog is My Co-Pilot
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