The bumper stickers below are designs which we are clearing out; some will be discontinued when current stock is exhausted, others will be redesigned, and some will be replaced by different versions. Regardless of the size of the illustration, all of the actual stickers are approximately 3 inches by 12 inches in size. Get 'em while they're cheap; when they're gone, they may be gone for good!
Offer good while stock lasts; if we run out of any design that you've included in your order, we'll contact you to give you the option to cancel the entire order or ship the remainder; you will only be billed for the amount that is shipped.
Please note! The illustrations do not necessarily reflect the colors of the stickers; for those with a PS prefix on the stock number, they may not reflect the current design, either. Selection for these will be "whatever is in stock."
BS101 Legalizing Concealed Weapons would be just fine if stupidity was outlawed. |
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BS102 We're the largest street gang in America. We're the Police |
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BS103 [Windows™ logo] ...and this is your computer on drugs. Any questions? |
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BS105 Anime-niac |
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BS110 Bad cop. Bad, BAD cop. NO DONUT. |
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BS134 The truth is out there. Trust no one. Deny everything. |
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BS137 I don't do Windows |
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BS139 Balance the Budget. Declare Politicians as Game and sell Hunting Stamps. |
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BS140 Agnus Deae (Lamb of Goddess) |
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BS141 Crus de agnus Deae con quilon menthae (Leg of lamb of Goddess with mint jelly) |
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BS142 Crus de agnus Dei con quilon menthae (Leg of lamb of God with mint jelly) |
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BS143 My kid and your taxes go to Starfleet Academy |
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BS144 We are IBM™! Windows™ is IRRELEVANT! You will be ASSIMILATED! |
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BS152 Klingon Empire Survey Vehicle |
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BS155 So many men, so little reason to sleep with any of them |
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BS157 Be nice to me, or I just might develop psychokinetic powers and destroy Tokyo! |
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BS161 Bad command. Bad, BAD command. Sit! Stay! |
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BS166 Happy Happy Kill Kill |
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BS195 Why should we trust the government with automatic weapons? |
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BS203 Just say NO! to sex with pro-lifers. |
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BS204 The real problem with baptists is that they never quite seem to hold them under long enough. |
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BS214 We are Microsoft! Resistance is Futile! You will be assimilated! |
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BS216 My kid swindled your honor student at the Ferengi School of Business |
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BS217 My other vehicle was assimilated by the Borg |
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BS224 Usenet Cheaper than drugs, just as addictive, but you have to know how to read! |
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BS238 Is it too late to get the Russians to nuke Washington? |
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BS235 Grow your own dope - Plant a politician! |
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BS245 My ex gave me a reason to live - I want revenge! |
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BS250 Practice Safe Housing - Use Condos |
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BS265 The "new Right" is Fundamentally Wrong |
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BS286 Downsizing is good, right? Then let's fire Uncle Sam! |
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BS287 No thanks, I gave at the orifice. |
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BS293 The fundies keep telling me I'm going to Hell and they're going to Heaven. If they aren't there, it won't be Hell, so I guess we're all going to the same place! |
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BS294 There's a sucker reborn every minute. -- P.T. Robertson |
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BS295 Listen to Limbaugh? No thanks, my parents weren't related. |
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BS303 B5/DS9 - Boldly going in circles where no TV shows have gone before (this week) |
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BS306 I inhaled and I vote! |
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BS307 Help! I've tripped and I can't come down! |
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BS325 You earthlings have such strange eating habits |
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BS339 Bobbitt's Tavern. Have a few too many and we'll cut you off! |
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BS350 Microsoft™: If you can't beat them, buy them. Apple™: If you can't beat them, sue them. IBM™: If you can't beat them, ignore them. |
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BS353 Bean me up, Scotty! They make lousy coffee down here |
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BS354 Some days, the most interesting thing on the TV is a sleeping cat! |
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BS365 If a man's best friend is his dog, don't give him your phone number! |
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BS366 Federal Espresso - When you absolutely, positively have to have something that will get you going, no matter what you were doing overnight! |
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BS367 Only lawyers get to be judges, and that's the (F)LAW! |
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BS371 Gun Exchange programs would work great if they gave you a gun when you handed in a criminal! |
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BS378 User Surly |
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BS379 I am a mallaholic. Please do not give me directions to the nearest shopping mall! |
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BS386 ZenCrafters Total enlightenment in about an hour! |
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BS390 Evolution created anchovies - Man's ignorance put them on pizza! |
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BS391 Had a life. Traded it for a faster modem. |
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BS393 I owe it all to my boss - Ulcers, nausea, paranoia... |
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BS396 Sanity is a state of mind ...but the taxes are so high, I had to move away. |
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BS399 Nine out of ten men who have tried camels prefer women. |
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BS402 A closed mind doesn't need drugs-- It's already wasted |
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BS404 Life's a beach - and we're just surfing time |
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BS414 I'm a Woman, not a Womb! |
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BS415 Smoking is like sex-- It should always be between consenting adults in private |
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BS417 If we can put a man on the moon, why not all of them? |
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BS419 WARNING: The Attorney General has determined that Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms can be dangerous to your health, and get away with it! |
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BS422 No government is better than NO GOVERNMENT! |
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BS424 Give the anarchists an inch, and the next thing you know, they want to be in charge! |
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BS435 If a man's home is his castle, he can learn to clean it! |
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BS438 Where there's a will, I want to be in it! |
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BS440 I get plenty of exercise just pushing my luck! |
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BS445 It's lonely at the top... but you eat better. |
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BS447 Work is for people who don't SURF THE NET |
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BS448 Cats make great pets -- out of their owners |
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BS452 Few women admit their age. Fewer men act it. |
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BS454 Please don't honk - Driver may go Postal if awakened |
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BS455 Reality is the Anchovy on the Pizza of Life |
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BS456 i suport publik edjicashun |
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BS458 Reality is the Hairball in the Catnap of Life |
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BS459 Cats are amazing! Cute, furry, friendly, and only 140 calories per serving! |
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BS470 POSTAL! |
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BS477 Beautiful women don't intimidate me, but I sure wish they would try! |
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BS479 It's OUR money, not theIRS! |
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BS480 FREE TIBET! -- with weapons technology purchase |
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BS482 Tourist season is coming up! Don't forget your license! |
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BS487 Stand aside, plebians! I am on Imperial business! |
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BS489 150 Million True Believers. 144,000 taken up in the Rapture. Do YOU feel LUCKY? |
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BS499 Jesus loves you. I don't. Now, BACK OFF! |
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PS107 E Pluribus Meow - In cats we trust |
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PS113 Pro is the opposite of Con. Therefore Congress must be the opposite of Progress. |
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PS121 No matter how advanced civilization becomes, kittens will still piddle on the carpet. [the illustration isn't even close.] |
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PS122 He's dead, Jim. Pass the catsup. |
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PS124 Klingon Prime Directive - Shoot It |
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PS137 Did you get up this morning and decide, "Today I'm going to ruin a man's life"? |
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PS142 The only problem with Baptists is they don't hold them under long enough. |
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PS148 If a fish is the movement of water given shape, than[sic] a cat is a diagram and pattern of subtle air. |
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PS151 I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence. There's one called brightness, but it doesn't work. |
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PS154 Campus crusade for Cthulhu - It Found Me |
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PS156 Trekker: The Next Generation |
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PS160 Crossbows don't kill people. Quarrels kill people. |
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PS176 Starfleet Official Survey Vehicle |
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PS177 When you're up to your ass in tribbles, it's hard to remember that the original objective was to poison the grain. |
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PS178 Kirk & Co. - Interstellar Pest Control - Romulans our specialty |
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PS193 I'm a Gamemaster. It's lonely at the top. |
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PS197 Life's a bitch, and so am I. |
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PS433 Who were the Beta Testers for Preparations A through G? |
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PS519 I don't suffer from insanity, I revel in it! |
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PS526 He who drinks of my blood shall have Eternal Life - Vlad Dracula |
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PS527 \EARTH is 98% full. Please delete anyone you can. |
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PS546 PRO-DEATH [with skull] |
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PS549 Rules for success: 1] Coffee 2] More coffee |
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PS552 Beam me back Merlin [graphic of wizard] |
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PS553 FIGHT PRIME TIME - Read A Book! |
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PS556 - "This year will go down in history. For the first time, a civilized nation has full gun registration. Our streets will be safer, our police more efficient, and the world will follow our lead into the future." - Adolph Hitler, 1935 |
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PS562 HANG UP AND DRIVE (in black ink on CLEAR sticker, not white!) |
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PS563 got BLOOD? (The ink is purple.) |
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PS577 Failure is not an option - it already comes bundled with the software. |
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PS585 Most drink from the fountain of knowledge - YOU GARGLED |
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PS588 I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. |
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PS591 Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun. |
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PS592 Graduate of the Kei and Yuri School of Driving |
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PS609 Who peed in your gene pool? |
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PS611 Psychic schoolgirls have more fun |
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PS616 Joan of Arc heard voices, too. |
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PS617 I'm surrounded by anarchy, chaos and mayhem. At last, my work here is done! |
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PS625 Kelin bottle for rent - Inquire within |
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PS626 If only women came with pull-down menus and on-line help |
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PS656 24 hours in a day. 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? |
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PS674 Allah protect me from your followers! |
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PS675 Nimitz for Parliament |
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