Bumper Sticker Closeout and Clearance Sale! $1 each plus shipping, any quantity!

The bumper stickers below are designs which we are clearing out; some will be discontinued when current stock is exhausted, others will be redesigned, and some will be replaced by different versions. Regardless of the size of the illustration, all of the actual stickers are approximately 3 inches by 12 inches in size. Get 'em while they're cheap; when they're gone, they may be gone for good!
Offer good while stock lasts; if we run out of any design that you've included in your order, we'll contact you to give you the option to cancel the entire order or ship the remainder; you will only be billed for the amount that is shipped.

Please note! The illustrations do not necessarily reflect the colors of the stickers; for those with a PS prefix on the stock number, they may not reflect the current design, either. Selection for these will be "whatever is in stock."

BS101
Legalizing Concealed Weapons would be just fine if stupidity was outlawed.
BS102
We're the largest street gang in America. We're the Police
BS103
[Windows™ logo] ...and this is your computer on drugs. Any questions?
BS105
Anime-niac
BS110
Bad cop. Bad, BAD cop. NO DONUT.
BS134
The truth is out there. Trust no one. Deny everything.
BS137
I don't do Windows
BS139
Balance the Budget. Declare Politicians as Game and sell Hunting Stamps.
BS140
Agnus Deae (Lamb of Goddess)
BS141
Crus de agnus Deae con quilon menthae (Leg of lamb of Goddess with mint jelly)
BS142
Crus de agnus Dei con quilon menthae (Leg of lamb of God with mint jelly)
BS143
My kid and your taxes go to Starfleet Academy
BS144
We are IBM™! Windows™ is IRRELEVANT! You will be ASSIMILATED!
BS152
Klingon Empire Survey Vehicle
BS155
So many men, so little reason to sleep with any of them
BS157
Be nice to me, or I just might develop psychokinetic powers and destroy Tokyo!
BS161
Bad command. Bad, BAD command. Sit! Stay!
BS166
Happy Happy Kill Kill
BS195
Why should we trust the government with automatic weapons?
BS203
Just say NO! to sex with pro-lifers.
BS204
The real problem with baptists is that they never quite seem to hold them under long enough.
BS214
We are Microsoft! Resistance is Futile! You will be assimilated!
BS216
My kid swindled your honor student at the Ferengi School of Business
BS217
My other vehicle was assimilated by the Borg
BS224
Usenet Cheaper than drugs, just as addictive, but you have to know how to read!
BS238
Is it too late to get the Russians to nuke Washington?
BS235
Grow your own dope - Plant a politician!
BS245
My ex gave me a reason to live - I want revenge!
BS250
Practice Safe Housing - Use Condos
BS265
The "new Right" is Fundamentally Wrong
BS286
Downsizing is good, right? Then let's fire Uncle Sam!
BS287
No thanks, I gave at the orifice.
BS293
The fundies keep telling me I'm going to Hell and they're going to Heaven. If they aren't there, it won't be Hell, so I guess we're all going to the same place!
BS294
There's a sucker reborn every minute. -- P.T. Robertson
BS295
Listen to Limbaugh? No thanks, my parents weren't related.
BS303
B5/DS9 - Boldly going in circles where no TV shows have gone before (this week)
BS306
I inhaled and I vote!
BS307
Help! I've tripped and I can't come down!
BS325
You earthlings have such strange eating habits
BS339
Bobbitt's Tavern. Have a few too many and we'll cut you off!
BS350
Microsoft™: If you can't beat them, buy them. Apple™: If you can't beat them, sue them. IBM™: If you can't beat them, ignore them.
BS353
Bean me up, Scotty! They make lousy coffee down here
BS354
Some days, the most interesting thing on the TV is a sleeping cat!
BS365
If a man's best friend is his dog, don't give him your phone number!
BS366
Federal Espresso - When you absolutely, positively have to have something that will get you going, no matter what you were doing overnight!
BS367
Only lawyers get to be judges, and that's the (F)LAW!
BS371
Gun Exchange programs would work great if they gave you a gun when you handed in a criminal!
BS378
User Surly
BS379
I am a mallaholic. Please do not give me directions to the nearest shopping mall!
BS386
ZenCrafters
Total enlightenment in about an hour!
BS390
Evolution created anchovies - Man's ignorance put them on pizza!
BS391
Had a life. Traded it for a faster modem.
BS393
I owe it all to my boss - Ulcers, nausea, paranoia...
BS396
Sanity is a state of mind ...but the taxes are so high, I had to move away.
BS399
Nine out of ten men who have tried camels prefer women.
BS402
A closed mind doesn't need drugs-- It's already wasted
BS404
Life's a beach - and we're just surfing time
BS414
I'm a Woman, not a Womb!
BS415
Smoking is like sex-- It should always be between consenting adults in private
BS417
If we can put a man on the moon, why not all of them?
BS419
WARNING: The Attorney General has determined that Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms can be dangerous to your health, and get away with it!
BS422
No government is better than NO GOVERNMENT!
BS424
Give the anarchists an inch, and the next thing you know, they want to be in charge!
BS435
If a man's home is his castle, he can learn to clean it!
BS438
Where there's a will, I want to be in it!
BS440
I get plenty of exercise just pushing my luck!
BS445
It's lonely at the top... but you eat better.
BS447
Work is for people who don't SURF THE NET
BS448
Cats make great pets -- out of their owners
BS452
Few women admit their age. Fewer men act it.
BS454
Please don't honk - Driver may go Postal if awakened
BS455
Reality is the Anchovy on the Pizza of Life
BS456
i suport publik edjicashun
BS458
Reality is the Hairball in the Catnap of Life
BS459
Cats are amazing! Cute, furry, friendly, and only 140 calories per serving!
BS470
POSTAL!
BS477
Beautiful women don't intimidate me, but I sure wish they would try!
BS479
It's OUR money, not theIRS!
BS480
FREE TIBET! -- with weapons technology purchase
BS482
Tourist season is coming up! Don't forget your license!
BS487
Stand aside, plebians! I am on Imperial business!
BS489
150 Million True Believers. 144,000 taken up in the Rapture. Do YOU feel LUCKY?
BS499
Jesus loves you. I don't. Now, BACK OFF!
PS107
E Pluribus Meow - In cats we trust
PS113
Pro is the opposite of Con. Therefore Congress must be the opposite of Progress.
PS121
No matter how advanced civilization becomes, kittens will still piddle on the carpet. [the illustration isn't even close.]
PS122
He's dead, Jim. Pass the catsup.
PS124
Klingon Prime Directive - Shoot It
PS137
Did you get up this morning and decide, "Today I'm going to ruin a man's life"?
PS142
The only problem with Baptists is they don't hold them under long enough.
PS148
If a fish is the movement of water given shape, than[sic] a cat is a diagram and pattern of subtle air.
PS151
I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence. There's one called brightness, but it doesn't work.
PS154
Campus crusade for Cthulhu - It Found Me
PS156
Trekker: The Next Generation
PS160
Crossbows don't kill people. Quarrels kill people.
PS176
Starfleet Official Survey Vehicle
PS177
When you're up to your ass in tribbles, it's hard to remember that the original objective was to poison the grain.
PS178
Kirk & Co. - Interstellar Pest Control - Romulans our specialty
PS193
I'm a Gamemaster. It's lonely at the top.
PS197
Life's a bitch, and so am I.
PS433
Who were the Beta Testers for Preparations A through G?
PS519
I don't suffer from insanity, I revel in it!
PS526
He who drinks of my blood shall have Eternal Life - Vlad Dracula
PS527
\EARTH is 98% full. Please delete anyone you can.
PS546
PRO-DEATH [with skull]
PS549
Rules for success: 1] Coffee 2] More coffee
PS552
Beam me back Merlin [graphic of wizard]
PS553
FIGHT PRIME TIME - Read A Book!
PS556 - "This year will go down in history. For the first time, a civilized nation has full gun registration. Our streets will be safer, our police more efficient, and the world will follow our lead into the future." - Adolph Hitler, 1935
PS562
HANG UP AND DRIVE (in black ink on CLEAR sticker, not white!)
PS563
got BLOOD?
(The ink is purple.)
PS577
Failure is not an option - it already comes bundled with the software.
PS585
Most drink from the fountain of knowledge - YOU GARGLED
PS588
I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
PS591
Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun.
PS592
Graduate of the Kei and Yuri School of Driving
PS609
Who peed in your gene pool?
PS611
Psychic schoolgirls have more fun
PS616
Joan of Arc heard voices, too.
PS617
I'm surrounded by anarchy, chaos and mayhem. At last, my work here is done!
PS625
Kelin bottle for rent - Inquire within
PS626
If only women came with pull-down menus and on-line help
PS656
24 hours in a day. 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
PS674
Allah protect me from your followers!
PS675
Nimitz for Parliament

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